THE RUNWAYS: RUNNING STYLE
Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too!
INTRODUCING FRESHLY PICKED CERULEAN.
"Blue sunglasses"?! How dare you! Your Philistine mouth mangles art. In 2015, Carl de la Flamingo did a groundbreaking collection of cerulean sunnies. Then it was Bosley St. Basset, wasn’t it, who launched cerulean chew toys? After that, came cerulean tiki drinks, and - oh, oh, what's the point? This fashion lesson is wasted on your vulgar ears. Move along, darling. These cerulean lensed floral patterned frames aren't for you. "Blue sunglasses." Pfft. Indeed!
Specs
- 1. NO SLIP: We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- 2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
- *Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
- 3. ALL POLARIZED: The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
- 4. ALL FASHION: Look like a model while you’re running. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those running selfies?
- 5. NO CATCALLS: We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won’t be whistled at on the street; sadly, we cannot make that guarantee. We CAN, however, guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.
